Cool 1968 Facts
For All You Baby Boomers contributed by Ted Durante-East Classmate 1968: Long hair
2018: Longing for hair 1968: KEG
2018: EKG
1968: Acid rock
2018: Acid reflux 1968: Moving to California because it's cool
2018: Moving to Arizona because it's warm 1968: Trying to look like Marlon Brando/Liz Taylor
2018: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1968: Seeds and stems 2018: Roughage 1968: Hoping for a BMW 2018: Hoping for a BM 1968: Going to a new, hip joint 2018: Receiving a new hip joint 1968: Rolling Stones
2018: Kidney Stones 1968: Screw the system 2018: Upgrade the system 1968: Disco
2018: Costco 1968: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2018: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1968: Passing the drivers' test
2018: Passing the vision test 1968: Whatever 2018: Depends
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 2000.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. The CD was introduced 9 years before they were born. They have always had an answering machine. They have always had cable. They cannot fathom not having a remote control. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws! They can't imagine what hard contacts lenses are. They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. They never heard "Where's the Beef?","I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane"... They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. even is. McDonald's never came in styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies in your list! So have a good day! It is good to have friends that know about these things and are still alive and kicking!
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